Yeah Right! Accountants are Dynamic and Sexy

I reproduce the following from The Age without comment:

"OK, we've heard all those nasty jokes about beancounters. About brown suits and not having the personalities to become undertakers. The ones about them being the kind of guys who think the idea of trashing a hotel room is to refuse to fill out the guest comment card (Q:How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb? A:What kind of answer did you have in mind. Q: What's the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do? A: Go into town and gang-audit someone).

But since scandals like Enron, WorldCom and HIH, accountants have become newsworthy.

Now they are trying to tell us that they are dynamic and, yes, sexy. Yeah right!"

Read how the profession is trying to alter its image. Hard to believe, but......

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