Ten Ways PM Howard Can Still Win the Election

All the polls indicate that the Howard Government will lose office next Saturday. Even the PM is in trouble in his own seat of Bennelong.

BUT.......there are still 10 ways in which Howard could reverse his misfortunes - if he heeds the advice of the Chaser crew as published in the SMH:

"With only eight days to go, John Howard still can't even up those pesky polls. He needs, as Kevin Rudd would put it in around 600 consecutive sound bites, "fresh ideas" to retain office, or his long innings will very shortly come to an end. Here are ten easy options the PM might consider using to win back voters.

(Note; if the Coalition actually uses any of these ideas to pull off an unlikely win next Saturday, the price for licensing my intellectual property will be an ambassadorship to somewhere with lots of sunny tropical islands. That's how it works, isn't it?)"

Read the 10 tips here.........

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